**A plain-looking man sits down at a wooden desk, adjusts his little Wedge set model hat and picks uo a sheaf of papers, looks into a camera, at you**
My Fellow Flyffers...I bid you greetings.
As part of the requirements for Lord, I am supposed to put together a manifesto, or a statement of policy, a list of beliefs to convince you to vote for me, and this is what this is. I am aware that not many do this, and this is a shameful thing. Silence from leadership is similar to allowing criminals to do whatever they wish, because no one is around to say no. And so, here I am today to give a list of things that may or may not happen under my benign dictator...leadership.
**Straightens papers in one hand, crosses fingers under the desk in plain sight with the other**
One: I will volubly make it known how I feel about the ever increasing rate if price increases regarding red chip and load point prices. These make it hard for some of us to do business. While I don't mind making profits off of the red chips, the load points (lp) circumstance is getting out of control. This is not complaining. This is affirming every non-richs desire to eventually stop being poors.
Two: There is a slackness when it comes to Invasions being started. I don't know about all of you, Fellow Flyffers, but i like a good Invasion. But do those possibly-corrupt-maybe-just-napping-a-lot-totally-not-lazy-at-all Tutors do them without being harassed, bothered and almost shaken around by their napping blankets? Not often, no. So If I am Lord, I will cause Invasions to happen whenever possible. I will also participate, because I am a greedy, self-serving tyrant. I mean beneficent leader who wants to take part in most things with you. But stay away from my loot. And I'll stay away from yours.
Three: Just recently a newish person to the server was scammed by someone who thought they were slick. I have not found out their ingame name yet, but if I do, I will attempt to recruit an elite force responsible only to the Lord, possibly in perpetuity, to hunt down and punish scammers wherever they might hide. A hard-hitting, no nonsense, gritty, maybe edgy too if they look good enough, in your face take it like a man, team of experts who can handle the situations as they arise. You cannot hide, scammers, once this force is put together. Read my lips. We're gonna getcha.
Four: While i was dictating this, I saw Actout's storage character win a Cloak of Honor from the Roulette Wheel, just recently added in the update. I am hereby confiscating this Cloak for my personal use...I mean, for his own good lest he go down the path of wickedness and corruption, and lose his immortal soul to the empty gods of overpriced lp sales and not giving me any roulette spin tokens, which is a crime in my sight.
**An arm enters from the right side of the screen holding a small bag that might have been filled with something that looks like coins, it gets placed next to the papers with the hand with crossed fingers**
Four A: Let it be known that Actout has temporarily put off punishment for his probably not all that big after all crimes, but let him go with a warning, not to let it happen again. We are watching you. *Stern scowl face*
Five: I will attempt to be on at most times, but I do have to sleep, and eat like the rest of you. My hours are generally known, but for now they are USA Central time, from between 12-2pm to perhaps 4-5pm on three nights a week, then on towards the dawn and a few hours beyond whereupon I sleep. On days i do not go out, it's very likely that I will be on from the 12-2pm to...whenever I get aches from looking at the screen too much, with breaks to eat and eventually sleeping, normally around dawn for me. So I should be around for most things. If i am not, I am easily reachable via discord @Jaquio at most times. If you bother me while I sleep though, i might show my displeasure with the hit squad. I need my beauty coma....sleep.
There is no Six. Thank you for taking the time to witness this perhaps not really mandatory lord candidacy manifesto, its word, not mine, and have a good night/day/whatever.
**Uncrosses fingers, gives a wry smile at the camera, pointedly picks up the coin bag, and walks offscreen*